Disturbingly Adorable. Morally Questionable. Perfectly Plush.
Straight out of Chernarus and straight into your arms — the official DayZ Human Steak Plushie is a disturbingly cute tribute to the darkest corners of survival gaming. Whether you're cuddling it for comfort or proudly displaying your cannibal-core aesthetic, this plushie is weird, wonderful, and weirdly soft.
Created in collaboration with KommandoStore US and Bohemia Interactive, this is the plush your mother warned you about.
12” of Questionable Comfort – Measures 12" x 6" x 3", making it just the right size to hug... or horrify.
High-Quality Polyester Plush – Soft, squishy, and absolutely not USDA certified.
Twisted Authenticity – Designed by survival game lovers, for survival game degenerates.
Official DayZ Merch – Legitimately licensed and gloriously unsettling.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Only for human use — not pet-friendly. If your steak arrives a bit smushed, just fluff it up like your inventory after a wipe. It'll bounce back.
💚 Support the Mission
All profits from official Bohemia Interactive merchandise help fund NextByte’s grassroots operations, including tech reuse programs, community tech education, and digital equity projects across Aotearoa.
📦 Shipping Info – Bohemia Merch
• Flat-rate $60 NZD express shipping on all official merch orders
• Only $0.50 NZD per additional item
🛒 Best paired with other gear — get more loot for your shipping dollar!
Disturbingly Adorable. Morally Questionable. Perfectly Plush.
Straight out of Chernarus and straight into your arms — the official DayZ Human Steak Plushie is a disturbingly cute tribute to the darkest corners of survival gaming. Whether you're cuddling it for comfort or proudly displaying your cannibal-core aesthetic, this plushie is weird, wonderful, and weirdly soft.
Created in collaboration with KommandoStore US and Bohemia Interactive, this is the plush your mother warned you about.
12” of Questionable Comfort – Measures 12" x 6" x 3", making it just the right size to hug... or horrify.
High-Quality Polyester Plush – Soft, squishy, and absolutely not USDA certified.
Twisted Authenticity – Designed by survival game lovers, for survival game degenerates.
Official DayZ Merch – Legitimately licensed and gloriously unsettling.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Only for human use — not pet-friendly. If your steak arrives a bit smushed, just fluff it up like your inventory after a wipe. It'll bounce back.
💚 Support the Mission
All profits from official Bohemia Interactive merchandise help fund NextByte’s grassroots operations, including tech reuse programs, community tech education, and digital equity projects across Aotearoa.
📦 Shipping Info – Bohemia Merch
• Flat-rate $60 NZD express shipping on all official merch orders
• Only $0.50 NZD per additional item
🛒 Best paired with other gear — get more loot for your shipping dollar!
