DAYZ - HUMAN STEAK CUDDLY PLUSHIE

$87.99

DAYZ – Human Steak Cuddly Plushie | Disturbingly Adorable Collector’s Item

Disturbingly Adorable. Morally Questionable. Perfectly Plush. Straight out of Chernarus and into your arms — the official DayZ Human Steak Plushie is a disturbingly cute tribute to the darkest corners of survival gaming. Hug it for comfort or display it as part of your cannibal-core aesthetic. Weird, wonderful, and surprisingly soft.

Key Features:

12” of Questionable Comfort: Measures 12" x 6" x 3" — just the right size to hug… or horrify

High-Quality Polyester Plush: Soft, squishy, and absolutely not USDA certified

Twisted Authenticity: Designed by survival game lovers, for survival game degenerates

Official DayZ Merch: Fully licensed and gloriously unsettling

Care Instructions: For human use only — not pet-friendly If your plush arrives slightly smushed, fluff it up like your inventory after a wipe — it bounces back

💚 Support the Mission

Profits from official Bohemia Interactive merch directly support e-waste reduction and community tech access programs.

📦 Shipping Info

Flat-rate $60 NZD express shipping per order Each additional merch item free — bundle to save!

Legal & Consumer Info

Pricing: All prices include GST where applicable. International buyers may be responsible for additional taxes or import duties.

Returns / Refunds: Under the NZ Consumer Guarantees Act, you are entitled to a replacement, repair, or refund if the goods are faulty or incorrect. Returns for change of mind are at the discretion of the store. Contact admin@next-byte-ltd.com within 14 days of delivery for assistance.

Seller Information: Fulfilled by Bohemia Interactive and sold by NextByte NZ. Contact: admin@next-byte-ltd.com.

Privacy: Customer details are collected solely for order processing and delivery. We do not sell or share personal information.

Official Disclaimer: This product is official Bohemia Interactive merchandise, sold independently by NextByte NZ.

DAYZ – Human Steak Cuddly Plushie | Disturbingly Adorable Collector’s Item

Disturbingly Adorable. Morally Questionable. Perfectly Plush. Straight out of Chernarus and into your arms — the official DayZ Human Steak Plushie is a disturbingly cute tribute to the darkest corners of survival gaming. Hug it for comfort or display it as part of your cannibal-core aesthetic. Weird, wonderful, and surprisingly soft.

Key Features:

12” of Questionable Comfort: Measures 12" x 6" x 3" — just the right size to hug… or horrify

High-Quality Polyester Plush: Soft, squishy, and absolutely not USDA certified

Twisted Authenticity: Designed by survival game lovers, for survival game degenerates

Official DayZ Merch: Fully licensed and gloriously unsettling

Care Instructions: For human use only — not pet-friendly If your plush arrives slightly smushed, fluff it up like your inventory after a wipe — it bounces back

💚 Support the Mission

Profits from official Bohemia Interactive merch directly support e-waste reduction and community tech access programs.

📦 Shipping Info

Flat-rate $60 NZD express shipping per order Each additional merch item free — bundle to save!

Legal & Consumer Info

Pricing: All prices include GST where applicable. International buyers may be responsible for additional taxes or import duties.

Returns / Refunds: Under the NZ Consumer Guarantees Act, you are entitled to a replacement, repair, or refund if the goods are faulty or incorrect. Returns for change of mind are at the discretion of the store. Contact admin@next-byte-ltd.com within 14 days of delivery for assistance.

Seller Information: Fulfilled by Bohemia Interactive and sold by NextByte NZ. Contact: admin@next-byte-ltd.com.

Privacy: Customer details are collected solely for order processing and delivery. We do not sell or share personal information.

Official Disclaimer: This product is official Bohemia Interactive merchandise, sold independently by NextByte NZ.